Why I choose to write in Engrish

Well, in case anyone is wondering, I am a Chinese educated in Chinese.

So, why on earth that I am writing blog in English?

1. To scare off half of my readers by my excellent Engrish
2. To scare off another half of half by bullshit.
you know, by using Engrish, bullshit is alot easier, and i don't know why. So please don't ask me,"why do you bullshit in Engrish?"
3. To show that I am more knowledgeable.
Well, Engrish is a worldwide language right?
4. To give some respect to my Singaporean fellows that write in English.
Well, obviously I have to write something in English to show that, "Hey dude, I can't read your blog without letting you read mine, and hey, this is mine!"
5. For some weird reasons.
By weird, I really meant it. So, you can think of it by yourself. Well, blogger should let readers imagine sometimes right? If not, other bloggers can attack you by, "Hey, the readers of this stupid Earthese thing don't have brain at all, they just read and swallow everything the blogger gives?!"